segunda-feira, 25 de março de 2013

Critical Thinking

this mean what I would like you should acquire after facing a literature, estimated academics ! Mário Eduardo

quinta-feira, 14 de março de 2013

That's What she said!

That's what she said   When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl   

The most versatile joke on Earth.
"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."
 
 
 
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a phrase used to turn a simple comment into a sexual joke
simple
"its so hard!" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"
 
that's what she said

1. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.
2. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "that's what she said..." as funny or sexual.
3. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl agreed to said statement in the recent past.
4. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
5. A phrase said by one male to another after a story about her was told to imply that he was with the first male's girl after him.
guy 1: wow, that's a really big spear!
guy 2: that's what she said!

guy 1: man, my girl was hot last night!
guy 2: that's what she said!
 
 
 
 
 
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Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.
Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.

Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"

Example B: Talking about a fragile object

Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"

Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key

Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"

terça-feira, 12 de março de 2013

como se diz bermudas



Como é bom pensar nas férias, não é mesmo? Nada melhor do que um ambiente tranqüilo, sol, praia, bermuda e chinelo. Que tal passar essas férias no Caribe, lá nas Bermudas? Não seria o máximo? Só não se confunda na hora de falar “bermuda” e “Bermudas”. O nome desse território inglês geralmente se grafa sem o “S” final: “BERMUDA”. Trata-se de uma homenagem ao descobridor desse arquipélago, o espanhol Juan de Bermúdez. Observe que, embora seja correta, a forma “BERMUDAS” é menos comum. Por outro lado, para se referir ao calção mais comprido, que se estende quase até o joelho, diga “BERMUDAS” ou “BERMUDA SHORTS”, uma referência à colônia britânica.